December 5th
🎶 Big news: Today, we decided to revamp “Todays World” into a shiny 2025 edition! 🚀 This version takes a hard look at the state of today’s economics—because why not sprinkle some truth bombs with those catchy tunes? 💥💸
We’re keeping the same epic chorus but spicing things up with brand-new lyrics for the verses, re-recorded guitars 🎸, a completely fresh drum and bass track 🥁🎸, and—wait for it—a celebrity guest joining us in the chorus. 🌟👀
With our sponsors giving the green light, there’s nothing holding us back. Get ready for yet another banger coming your way! 🎤✨
April 24th
🚨🎤 Yesterday we had a celebrity in the studio! 🕺✨
(We can’t say who, but let’s just say his ego had its own dressing room.)
And — as is tradition with famous folks — we ran out of wine 🍷💀
BUT fear not: this tragedy struck only after recording our beloved “Englishman” 🇬🇧🎶 (yes, that one — the mysterious figure formerly known as Santa Tweedt, now stranded in the Netherlands, living off stroopwafels and sarcasm 🇳🇱🎅).
Now here’s the plot twist… due to an unreasonably large intake of vino rojo 🍷🍷🍷, our British-in-exile decided he wanted to jump in on the choruses 🎶🗣️
And guess what?
It actually worked. 😲🔥
Like… frighteningly well. Even the microphone was impressed. 🎙️👏
So, with that chaotic burst of genius, “Todays World 2025” is now one glorious step closer to being done ✅
One more musical miracle, one less bottle of wine. #Progress 🍇🎧
June 10th
🎬 We’re almost at the finish line — the recording of our new album is nearly wrapped! 🏁🎶 (Cue dramatic music and confetti cannon 🎉💥)
Now, in true showbiz fashion, our beloved sponsors have made a bold decision (probably over wine and spreadsheets):
“Today’s World 2025” will be the official single — dropping June 20th! 🚀📆🎧
And yes… you guessed it (because you’re psychic or just really good at patterns) — the full album will follow one month later! 📀⏳
As always, it’ll be available everywhere — all platforms, all countries, maybe even on your smart fridge if it’s feeling generous. 🧊📱🌍
Stay tuned, stay weird, and save the date! 💃📡